Most Important Sport Ever

“The DNC is meeting today to decide the fate of THE MOST important race that man has ever seen. It’s Senator Clinton in one corner with 211 delegates at stake, all the while the overall Underweight Champion, Senator Obama, is floating like a butterfly and stinging like a kicking donkey. What will come of this meeting of the most genius political minds since Lock and Rawles? Will the titans prevail on the side of the scrappy (now New-Yorker) common-man-loving-lady? Or will only half the votes be counted, destroying her chance at fame and glory, neither seen before attached to the name of Clinton? Will Obama gain those much needed votes to show the world he is the front-runner of this nomination brawl, despite the numbers that may indicate otherwise, or wise? How will the fate of this nation be decided toda……SHARAPOVA HAS DOMINATED THE THIRD ROUND AT THE FRENCH OPEN! SHRAPOVA HAS DONE IT AGAIN FOLKS! What a wonderful young lady, the reason I got into this biz today.”