Helicopter Grave Yard

Associated Press has reported that hostile fire has been cited for the cause of four helicopter crashes in the last two weeks. The investigation is still on going, but thank GOD that it wasn’t just the lack of training in our billion dollar military that caused four simultaneous crashes on an average of two per week. That would have been embarrassing. Rather it appears, as Sunni Militants report, God has granted the Muslims the ability to take down the heathen American threat…with the help of black market infrared homing missiles. The U.S. military blames Iran for these weapons appearing in the hands of militant fighters, but I’ve figured it out…Iraq is a helicopter black hole…yah, that’s right….Just like the Bermuda Triangle, Iraq is a magical area of electromagnetic phenomenon defying the laws of physics…The proof? Have any of our helicopters crashed in Iraq before we took them there? I think not.