Short....but sexy......

Playboy may save humanity. I know, it is sad, but true. What other male-libido-induced-magazine can survive the test of hundreds of years and millions of countries? Don’t feel bad, I was surprised at the numbers myself, considering Ol` Hef is only 80…..Muslims, don’t let this non-oppressive nudity bother you; the feminist eventually realize how good they’ve had it…..Hell…Even Republicans sneak a look ever now-and-a-then….they just prefer magazines like…17?